Nice humblebrag there, Dante. You were probably shaving in grade school, too.

Proof of the short refractory period for young sausages.

Business folks and governments looking to buy influence over Trump? They went to Jared.

Your only using your arms. It is all about core strength and hip rotation. I could probably get you 5, maybe 6, more feet

Reading the description of the Rockets sounds like Quint describing a shark: “Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y’know the thing about a shark, he’s got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’... until he bites ya”. Except, of…

but their plan, straight from the ACME School of Basketball, could be executed by Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius.

I am so glad you mentioned that. She is the heroine of this story.

. . . and started dressing in Astros gear.

2d girl and cup are off camera, I assume

Perhaps the most perfect comment of all time.

Or maybe just an editing error since Hannah correctly uses “major” when noting Martina’s doubles titles. Not wrong to point out the error but not sure I agree that it is an incorrect fact.

Alice Medrich lives in my neighborhood and every time I see her, I feel it is a special day and if I see her at Peet’s (the original at Walnut/Vine in Berkeley) or the Cheeseboard, I think something magical might happen.

Where you been all your lives? Listening to that rap music and bad-mouthing your country, I’ll bet.

Banana Banana!

You’ve got to change your evil ways, Gorkys

You son-of-a-beetch.

I’m still trying on my PalmPilot.

You went all in for that comment. The pot is yours.

I think that is a good way of putting it - and I have often said similar things to my friends. Sometimes our interests (the fans’ and the owners’) overlap but we should never think that they give a shit about us.

well, sure, if he wanted to pay me like one of his players . . .