One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

“Evans apparently commented on someone else’s Instagram post and said he did not vote in the election.”

you know what i will miss most about obama?

nah

That is the face of a man who did not see this coming.

I have heard quite a few people express the hope today that trump will become less abhorrent after the inauguration and he was just putting on an act to get elected. Is this bargaining stage of the five stages of grief?

Yeah, no. Fuck them. I’ll give them the same fucking respect they gave to President Obama. Zero. This country is now the laughing stock of the world.

Running a shitty candidate solely on the basis that he’s “not the other guy” is a great way to lose a winnable election. (See Dole ‘96, Kerry ‘04, McCain ‘08, Romney ‘12.) If the Democrats lose this one it’s their own damned fault for trotting out another Clinton.

Surely Deadspin neglecting to mention anything about Sixers fans collectively chanting in support of Hinkie’s tanking plan is just an oversight on their part.

I mean, we are? The majority of fans supported the rebuild– there were “Trust the Process” chants at the arena tonight, for fuck’s sake.

So my employer can monitor my key strokes and have a camera in my office and countless other monitoring set ups and that is okay but a body cam on a cop would violate his/her constitutional rights. Come on now.

Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

If you are in a bathroom and you can’t spot the transgendered person, it means YOU ARE THE TRANSGENDERED PERSON!!!!1!!!

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

o fuck yea br0

Haha like the sex fluid!

Leroy Hoard who had an all-time fat back quote: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.”

I’ve been that high before.