You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

I created a burner to say just this! This, like 87-99.9% of all stock-drop “investigations,” is a plaintiffs’ firm looking to see if there’s an easy buck to be made off of a non-story.

Exactly. There are few outfits held in lower regard than plaintiffs’ lawyers, esp. securities plaintiffs’ lawyers, because it’s entirely about trolling for some BS cause of action, then trolling for some nominal plaintiffs. They all put out press releases to say they are investigating, because it is the way that they…

This is pretty poor reporting, has very little context for how financial disclosures and reporting requirements for public companies work.

You know, Childress subjected us to some truly bizarre motivational things over the years, but I have to say, what the fuck did I just watch?

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

Argentina didn't make it to the tournament because it's not on the European continent, man.

Also good : Borns. As long as we're talking about music not in the DUAN threads

Right on, man. When are big market teams like the Rays gonna stop taking all the attention?

Jesus Christ there may be no more insufferably, inexplicably defensive fans than Baltimore fans. Shut the fuck up.

“I don’t understand why Cleveland wants a ring so bad. This court has 2 basketball rings already!” - Ted Cruz

I was just in Vegas talking about whether Bill Simmons sucks now with my buddies Gonzo, Roach, and J-Shart. We all used to read him back in college when the four of us shared a house. Back then, I’d read Page 2 on my laptop while I was dropping the kids off at the pool, until freaking J-Shart would break in and drop…

I’m all for celebrating and making baseball fun again, this kid just kinda brought it on himself doubling and tripling down on the showboating. At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?

Howard Ends, Ranked

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.