20. Listen to your still, small voice.
God gave you a spirit that speaks to you from that spot deep in your core. You can feel it give you a stinging "bzzzz" when you should not be somewhere, and a feel-good "lalalala!"when you are in a very good place. Trust those GUT feelings. Your intuition is your superpower — use…

Master Water Magic Town Portal/Cloth map hanging on my wall to this day:

A suggestion for would-be LDR people:

It was a rough evening when I learned that sunkist was caffeinated.

TECHNICALLY the imperial unit of mass is the slug. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slug_(mas…) I mass 7.77 slugs.

I just replaced the word "pot" with "heroin withdrawal" and found a much funnier sentence.