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I am pretty sure this article is the one that asked me to “please whitelist us.”

Lawyers gonna lawye.

Always a nice reminder that Gawker was my only major password breach.

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Moral of the story: If you find something you think somebody has lost or had taken from them, return it.

They were with Ash longer than any other companions . . . Brock has been in nearly 2/3 of the show’s entire run, and Misty roughly a quarter. Nobody else scratches 1/6.

No, see, he simultaneously realized that he didn’t want to date them, and that he can do better than that, so it’s all good, he’s still batting 1.000.

No way to to the first statement. Horses kill more people than dogs any way you look at it, even though there are way more dogs than horses.

Or it implies they could be accused of it, and wouldn’t have any way of proving their innocence. Which, in my experience, is the actual underlying fear.

One of my elementary school friends used it to slick his hair back every morning. We could smell him coming from a hundred feet away, but WD-40 smells pretty good so it’s not like we shunned him for it.

Those basically were the headlines, depending on where you get your “news”.

I assumed you meant that you tweet while playing football drunk, or tweet about playing football drunk.

And Cho was specifically calling out Dr. Strange (on Twitter) for casting Tilda Swinton, about a week before this email exchange.

It wasn’t really a “random Asian-American celebrity,” though. At the time of this email exchange, Margaret Cho was publicly criticizing Dr. Strange (and Ghost in the Shell, and Hollywood in general) for whitewashing Asians out of acting roles. So Tilda Swinton was reaching out to someone who was publicly speaking

Counterpoint: Excitebike is the greatest game ever made.

...and one man died in a shootout with authorities.

How does this article only have three stars?

The only way to stop a bad teen is with a good teen.