Looking at the forecast, this seems a non-issue.

The lows over the weekend, look to be upper 40s/lower 50s.

Well, thanks for spreading your colds and flus to the rest of your co-workers. I find this idea about “I never take sick days” to be utterly ridiculous.

You’re upset at an employee using all the sick time that he’s allowed? A whopping 14 days out of the ~250 working days in a year?  

If you only want them to take 5 or 8 days a year, then only give them that amount. It is absolutely your right to set the amount of sick/vacation days employees get, but see how many employees want to come work for you. If they are allowed 14 days off a year and don’t take all of them, then are you paying them…

I am going to guess 30k lbs of feathers.

Damn, my commute is unfortunately 524 miles.

Gee, thanks for sharing. Tee hee.

I am almost positive that I board on the left because that is where the door is. I tried boarding from the right once. And there is no way for me to get in. Not to mention that there is no ladder or gangway. The windows dont open. I mean I guess I could climb in through the cock pit window but I still have to get up…

Ah, I missed that. I need new glasses, I guess.

No worries; a turtle riding a flying cloud will catch them with a fishing line before they hit the ground and deposit them safely back onto the track, helping himself to a few of their coins for his troublese.

Stanley is replacing a car for someone that purchased a travel cup from them. State Farm won’t even pay someone that has an insurance policy with them

This is why I promised my wife I’d never snort rails off another woman’s boobs in our wedding vows.

The movie Flight was not a behavorial instruction manual.

You really thought you had something here, didn't you?

In both cases they had it coming

MDOT is Mississippi. MoDOT is Missouri.

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

You can’t even annihilate your family properly. Fucking loser. Go be the biggest loser in prison, assclown.

“Ingested while fucking dragon."

But he works for pennies on the dollar!