Action Bastard needs to be on this list just for the hilariously inappropriate jokes in a kids show.

I did that with old school Joe figures (leg swapping) it was pretty easy, all you needed was a Phillips screwdriver if I remember correctly.

It went 8 hours without someone else saying it. I had to.

Well, it is the safest way.

Yep, getting real old. I hope you're not calling me racist because I'm black too. At least most white Americans have enough sense not to do stuff like this in public, Europe must still be like 75 years behind the US in racial relations for this stuff to still be going on in newspapers.

That's great that someone in the world still cares about education over sports.

Have you had conversations with any of them since you've become an adult?

Sure they have more people, I'm just saying that both states probably have the same type of idiots, and we were probably some of the worst idiots because they kicked us out while the other idiots were allowed to stay.

That's great news but I can't get too excited because SyFy doesn't have a great track record of late. If this was on Showtime or HBO I'd be jumping for joy. For Syfy just a small hop.

It's not fair to single out the Biology teachers, probably 1/3 to 1/2 of the middle school and high school teachers I had taught like they barely understood their subject matter.

"Hell, we learned these things in elementary! And then in high school"

"We are turning into the Florida of the midwest for screwed-up news."

Men get made fun of for eating dessert in Japan? I don't even...I don't have sweet tooth I have all sweet teeth....

"It tasted like I was eating cartilage mixed with asshole meat"

Justified isn't the best show on TV but it's one of my favorites. It doesn't try too hard to beat you over the head with any moral philosophizing or anything it's just a simple, fun to watch cops and robbers show.

You have to find meaning in your life to be happy.

When I lived in Arkansas there was a chicken processing plant and a paper mill in the town I lived in. When the wind blew one way you got one putrid smell, when it blew the other way a completely different but just as terrible putrid smell.

Don't just hint about it, give us your hot sauce recommendations. I'm always on the lookout for new hot sauces.

I read the whole series (not the terrible reboot) last year, this was one of my favorite comic series of all time. It was great until the writers found out it was going to be cancelled and quit giving any fucks (the last few issues).