Creepy.

Woa! That's really good. You did all of that with the computer?

"magic free market dust" Tehehe!

Sorry, I'm unable to check them out because I'm a Facebook refusenik, but thanks all the same.

Thanks, are your comics online? I'd like to check them out too.

I have enough trouble prodding myself into action without sending half of the prodding hundreds of miles away.

He killed them and ate them?

Oh Snap! I think I read that when I was in 3rd or 4th grade.

He lives in another state so I can't constantly pester him in person.

Next we need to find a meat eating rabbit.

I think Corel Painter Essentials sounds like a good place to start. It's only $60 instead of $400+.

That's why they hold so many sporting events at night, Jesus usually can't be there during the day. Saving lives is more important.

He's at almost every sports event helping athletes win, I never see him so he must get seats in the skyboxes.

I don't have anything against NBC they're only incompetent not evil, they just have no shows outside of the two that will be ending next year that I want to watch.

Great story, good luck with the writing career and the tropical dictatorship.

"NBC is going to be a completely shitty network for a long time to come"

That would be great too but maybe a little bit harder since you need to find a good actor (filling Sean Connery's shoes won't be easy) who speaks fluent English.

You should have used non-conductive watercooling fluid not water and plastic fish.

If you had to choose one for a beginner (doing art on a computer), Painter or Illustrator?

How about finding an actual freaking Scottish actor for a change?