If he didn't want the bear's attention, why was he dressed in furs and scented with deer urine? Bears have a primal urge to seek these things out and take them by any means necessary!

You can purchase all the drugs you want from me, pretend Republican presidential candidate and anal leakage namesake Rick Santorum

Spencer and Kelley likely told Kass and Ciera that they were voting for them before they left for Tribal Council. I assume Ciera voted for Savage as a little fuck you to him, and because voting for Tasha does nothing for her and might cut off a relationship she might be able to use.

I fucking lost it when he started talking about how he needed to go under the radar for a while in the most dramatic, woe-is-me voice ever. Savage couldn't play an under the radar game if he were literally invisible

Much faster if you order a meatball sub

Believe me, I know, but regardless of my bipartisan appreciation for sweet baps, it's nice to walk into a (chat)room and be sure that it's boob-free every now and then. Honestly, how do straight guys get anything done online with all this soft-core porn in their faces 24/7?

Their online viewership went up when they took the porn away? I assume it was because the website became the singular respite on the entire Internet from a constant wave of tits, like some sort of gay man's oasis.

I'm so glad these comments disagreed with that assessment; I thought popular opinion on Birdman had changed and I was suddenly uncool for liking it.

Hey now, looking for housing in Canada counts as thinking.

I feel like he's too dumb to be sexy. Like he would try to whisper something hot as you were getting undressed and you'd just bust up laughing.

Remember to be courteous and ask before if you can educate on your partner's face

If I listen to this album and end up liking it and feeling ashamed of buying music from the girl who sings Call Me Maybe, I'm putting it on you, AV Club!

Someday soon, an anthropologist needs to take a serious look at the bizarre phenomenon that is the Sonic fanbase. I've been online for over a decade now, but few things I've seen here have ever approached the level of creepy and cult-like those stunted furries most steeped in the Sonic Kool-aid can produce.

Impossible, he'd never get onto her estate. When you're that successful, you can afford top-notch security

There are a ridiculous number of nominees per category this year, but I suppose that's just an embarrassment of riches with TV being so good right now. I pray Amy Poehler finally gets the recognition she deserves, and I will celebrate with obscene amounts of Pinot Noir if the fabulous Titus Andromedon wins.

That's something for the primaries, for sure. "Not one of my fellow Republicans even considered burning a former president at the stake… not a white president, at least."

Is there ever a time we're not talking about dong around here? And for once, it's not just me

It is if you move them to the tool shed.

I'm gonna have to set aside my usual commenting sarcasm to note what a bad taste the entire premise of this movie has left me with. I really can't comprehend where a screenwriter gets off claiming that Vietnam was anything but a tremendous clusterfuck, much less a holy crusade. Not to overstate anything, but this…

This is why I never take advice from people named after female genitalia