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In comparison to whoever used Channing's nude chest and a pile of goo as the header image, yes.

It's better than the movie, at least. The game designers clearly knew what they were doing and refused to adapt any other portion of the source material.

"By God, in all my years, I've never seen a criminal so fuckable! And with absolutely no mommy issues!"

I certainly hope they're asexual, I wouldn't wish that cerulean gangbang on poor Smurfette

Good idea. Their food treats your colon like Floyd Mayweather treats women.

Last name is Johnson? The Onion wishes it was this funny

The fact that this isn't the headline disgusts me. What am I not paying you for, AV Club staff?

Oh, you poor soul. Nobody deserves that kind of suffering; why hasn't the UN done anything to stop the Hawaiian campaign of terror?

That trailer is included before every showing of Fury Road for health reasons. Only a good dose of Entourage can immunize sexist men against the movie's feminism virus.

I loved her in those Coke commercials! It's so cute when she slides around on the ice!

To be fair, he really didn't have anything to do besides mumble and brood in that movie while Carell and Ruffalo were campaigning for Oscars.

Rodney's wearing a Joaquin costume, obviously. Their bromance has become so strong they've fused into one being

Eliza Orlins in Micronesia, sort of. When she desperately played The Fucking Stick and was told it was fake, she immediately outed Ozzy as having the real idol.

Only the post-modern fever dream that is the Denny's corporate Twitter account is worth your time