That little "OK cool, our country is broken" was perfect. Samberg is great at injecting a line with subtle fear

Motion to refer to a Jon Hamm cameo as a Jon Hammeo

This entire process has left me with serious trust issues, but being able to listen to Nights will make the therapy fly by

I'm sorry, no amount of good tattoos can redeem the can of anus-scented air freshener he has under his armpit

It's possible that this would have been hard to show while still maintaining the suspense of how this vote would go down. If, for example, this was Michele's idea, it would be impossible to show it off without revealing that she was going to vote with Cydney and company

I think a stronger defense might be "Your Honor, it is simply infeasible that my client or anyone else would have willingly subjected themselves to this movie. I demand you throw this case out."

I love that Debbie uses the main-series Pokemon game naming system for her children

Save that kind of genius for the new upvote system, buddy

It's impossibly good. I always think that I can get away with just Let's Get Lost or When I Needed You, but I inevitably end up listening to the whole thing every time. There's just not a low point anywhere on the whole album

I'd like to add to this list the finale of season 29, San Juan Del Sur, where badass eventual winner Natalie plays an idol on her alliance's target Jaclyn to eliminate half of the last remaining power couple threatening her game. An incredibly ballsy move made even more epic by Natalie pausing as she walks up to play…

Perhaps it was the just the novelty of seeing John Travolta on my TV (I hadn't heard anywhere that he was in this; I may have audibly gasped when he first appeared), but I genuinely enjoyed how over-the-top slimy he was. I could tell he was having fun with everything they gave him.

And yet, you ostensibly read this story about Twitter at its absolute best/worst. The only thing you've won here is the ability to hear this story 24 hours later than a bunch of other people did.

And here I was all excited for the AV Club to start doing Newswires by Mad Lib! This is impossibly better!

Make sure you lock up, the city's in a bad part of town

If this guy really wants to get to know some fascists, I've got some guys in Oregon he should talk to

Absolutely worth your time. If I remember correctly, it takes a while to get going, but the second and third seasons are some of the most consistently funny TV ever.

I like to think she's just including the dog from her profile pic in the blowing, but I'll take royal we as well

I could write an entire essay about how amazing the grammar of that tweet is, but I'll settle for building a small shrine to it in my closet

"Duodenal Devourment" is absolute fucking gold. Bless these weirdos and you guys for digging them up

Finally, news I can jerk off too! And even without Anderson Cooper!