People are annoying.

They have incredibly punchable faces and fill me with an urge to give in to my excessively violent side.

I really wish I could remember where I parked my TARDIS, because I want OFF this planet. NOW.

I say we take off and nuke 'em from orbit...just to make sure.

I think Justin Bieber getting punched in the face would elicit a loud cheer from just about anyone, really.

Entourage...It's like Friends for assholes.

You...You're good.

Brandon Davis and Joe Jonas?

He was using the 'Fluttering Bamboo' technique.

Behind every 'crazy bitch' is usually a man who made her that way, be it father or spouse (the usual suspects)

I'm not saying that's always the case, but a lot of times, it is.

I'm guessing more than a few of those Duggar kids suffered from oxygen deprivation while waiting in line to come out the uterine clown car.

Wow. You really are that mediocre that you went for the cliched shock value post.

Whatever happened to the good ol' days of the Dirty Sanchez?

As a DJ I thank you for that.

And you were the sperm that made it.

The police will be on your ass if you aren't in trouble. The police will be on your ass because they have nothing better to do. The police will be on your ass because they can.

Please explain your comment.

Ah, the Blame Game.

You left out exploding penguins.

"I love you, master....Annnnnnnd Satan!"