I think we should redefine what a donkey punch is, because that was it right there.

Ah, ye olde ‘liberal/progressive double standard’ chestnut.

Dude might have an issue or twenty.

Remember all those astonishingly bad action movies that go straight to video? (Most of them starring either Steven Seagal or Wesley Snipes)

Basic bitches gotta stay basic.

Judging by the way this is going, I’m guessing he’d probably pick somewhere between ‘stripper/slutty prom queen’...mostly based on his wank fantasies about her best friends.


Educated guess...

I’ll just leave this here...

Shouldn’t that be Lebron Johnson?

My wife is Scottish. She loves Martin Scorcese movies even more than I do.

You.

CREEPY. AS. FUCK.

My mother used religion and money to control and manipulate us (my younger sister and myself). When I was homeless, they offered no help to me. That, I think, was the final straw.

And you are stupid.

NO ONE deserves to be abused for any reason.

I would be a bounty hunter on Pandora.

This thread pleases me with its zany nature.

You are a braver man than I, sir.

AWKWARD.

I am gonna go all Tyrone Biggums on schadenfreude up in this bitch.

And that's not even his final form...