I suspect this was what he was going for...

See the Oprah post...

Not that harsh...I'm amenable to good suggestions...

You're welcome...That's why I make them.

We do what we must.

Thank you...couldn't make a career out of it, so I'm just happy doing it for the love.

I'm pretty good about catering to all tastes...but NO NICKELBACK.

Grass or gas...I'm happily married.

See here...

Benji's Baby...we're like a stoner version of the Black Keys if it were fronted by ODB...

My spaceship is 75% ready...anybody who wants a ride off this rock can come...I'm in charge of the music, though...

I made a mixtape about it...

She'll have her fifteen minutes, then it's back on the stripper pole for bipolar meds and meth.

A few things I've learned after 40+ years of life on this planet...

Why, yes they do...

There are only two reasons why I would be remotely interested in Katy Perry.

Lemme guess...applying for Bieber's PR team, right?