Dont be an insensitive jerk. Serge Kovaleski isn’t a retard.

“bombastic grifter”

I was actually looking for the “A-Rod slaps the glove” gif, but I found this instead and will be using it as my stock gif response forever now.

STOP NO GO AWAY ARRRRRRRGH

Pictured: Direct TV versus Basic Cable Sam Darnold.

I look forward to the episode of Always Sunny when they bite off this plot

I decided to test your theory that birds don’t wear hats by asking Google Images, and, well, I’m glad I did, because you’re spectacularly wrong.

You mean it can make me infertile for free?

In Canada we just call them geese.

Nudity? At a hockey game? In Vegas?

Picnic Bear was disappointed his Gator friend didn’t make their reservation. Fuckin’ Cops man.

...not to mention that nice place off Massachusetts Avenue in DC! Funny, they left $15 million in debt, but they have these properties; and have just purchased more property contiguous to their house in Chappaqua!

After the match, they unwound by getting stoned, as is the custom in Iran.

It is pathetic that all the outrage coming from the media stems from the fact that Wolf called out the media for being one of the main reasons Trump was elected and that they continue to pander to him.

If you think simply asking someone out for a drink or even explicitly a date will cause them become “sexually distressed” it’s probably because they saw that bottle of chloroform and rope you have in the boot of your car.

I don’t know what Omarosa is going to do next...

Angela Rye’s fantastic response:

Who will advocate for Post-Death Americans now? Presumably they’re the ones paying all those death taxes.

If we’re going to do festive-themed rewrites…

re photo 3: noble spirits, Embiid and the smallest man