Honestly, this is one of the main reasons I own a toaster oven. I’d hate to heat up a full-sized oven for this... considering how often I do it. ^_^

And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything, unless the room is too bright. A well-lit room? My only weakness.

McAdoo: Listen here, Cromartie. You’ve been sowing the seed of discontent around here. Your behavior is giving birth to a lot of unGiant-like attitude in the team. I say, son, you better abort whatever mission you think you’re on.

“Adrian Peterson has been demoted from Saint to Cardinal.”

It’s how I win Gran Turismo races, so it must be legit :)

I had no difficulty completing Sonic Mania. This is not my first rodeo. I grew up with a Genesis because I wanted to one up my NES-owning friend down the street. Sonic has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. Here’s a picture of the Sonic action figure I found at my parents’ house the other day. I…

March to the Sea-hawks +1

Norris’s lawsuit also claims that officers told him to “stop resisting” despite his restraints;

McCain 3:16 says you can’t whip enough votes!

It’s about to be a two for one!

I want to see Bill Plaschke do his best Gordon Monson impression.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

+1 no relation

IT IS IN TRUMP’S AMERICA YOU CUCK

Yeah this is too close to the now tired notion from progressives that if you didn’t say it perfectly, it’s the exact same as getting it entirely wrong.

False equivalency. One of these is an acceptable way to silence a crying baby, but I’m not entirely certain you know which one.

Your assumption that, as an amputee, his life is somehow less fulfilling than yours, is offensive. And indicative of your ablist mindset.

An angry john in Cincy throws a hooker off the top of 3 story building.

Yeah they would be upset about that in India too