Because just sitting for a few years does not suddenly make you good (See: Every recent Pats backup, the McCown clan)

But if it’s a tiny local wedding? Sure, I’ll bring Popeye’s.

I have had way more to drink in a single sitting as was definitely not over served. I also took a fucking cab home because I'm not an asshole.

Right like this is a problem I had with sparring people smaller than me in general. They pretty much had license to go full speed because if they connected it wouldn’t do much, but I got caught being tentitive since I would actually hurt them.

It doesn’t, I never read it that way at all. *shrug*

Blackface performances started in the 1820's. Jim Crow was a character that was developed later by some white asshole to perform as.

If it makes you feel better the Dems are basically the Republicans of the early 90's on economics at this point.

The way I feel about bacon in particular is probably illegal in Georgia.

They probably know that’s the only reason people are buying this book so they are milking it longer...

See what always annoyed me about that scene was it looks worse the way it was edited. What he actually says is he wouldn’t do that shit no for reason, he just did it because fuck Eddie Murphy he can buy another one.

Luck is a great QB, whether he has enough time in the pocket this year to be a great QB is a different story. Maybe Andre Johnson is just cursed to have a bad o-line wherever he goes.

The sadder thing about that is now he DOES have a great QB throwing him the ball, and he's well past his prime.

In Hardy's defense, he took the suggestions that he pick on someone his own size to heart.

Give Hardy credit where it's due, he took the suggestions that he should start picking on people his own size to heart after the DV charge.

The iTunes store came out 2 years after this launched, so I don’t really think that's how this went down.

Still pretty sure this gif is the greatest thing Drew has given the world.

Besides, that nephew will become a teenage boy one day and pay you back IN FULL when he stays on your couch. You’ll have to get that couch steam-cleaned.

I need this like badly because half the time I read something I wrote in gchat and um like I sound like a valley girl you know?

Kinda tough to do in the city, but I absolutely agree with this. I have an agreement with the spiders in my apt. You stay in the corner and don't scare the women folk, I leave you alone to handle all the delicious flying insects you want.

“John, Allison also really loved Ted 2!”