You don't think the "step" in that situation is added in to make the situation more broadly acceptable? It maintains the power dynamic but removes the incest squick factor.

I love ribs though, they are my favorite cut of meat. I could eat ribs all day.... How you doin' ladies?

Trappistes Rochefort 8 for me.

I splurged on the Dogfish Head 120 a either a celebration or consolation beer for after the Superbowl. I regret nothing except Pete Carroll's play calling.

As someone whose entire family was likely conceived around Thanksgiving, I am not sure how much I agree with your assessment.

(Editor's Note: Risky move there, depending on how much of an asshole the customer wants to decide to be in response. I did this exactly once; a couple on a date had a bill of $50, got very good service, and the guy tried to leave me $2. As they were leaving I asked, as innocently as possible, if there had been any…

I'm late to this Tinder game, advertising who you will be eskimo brothers with is a selling point these days?

I'm still shocked anyone thought this guy would be anything but a train wreck.

Craig's story is everything I've imagined dog-show people to be. Being mid-western is actually key to the story since you wouldn't have sticker shock at NYC prices if you came form another real city.

I was convinced that if Lynch was voted MVP, when they asked him the Disney World question he would just answer with "Biscuits & Gravy." We were all robbed of the glory of this happening.

Damn it I literally just reupped PS+ yesterday.

If you can dodge an arrow, you can dodge a ball.

Fries definitely taste different outside the US. I actually will only eat at McD's now if I'm not in the US. It's not a loss.

My first alcoholic drink was Watered down Vodka+Bawls when I was in middle school. Still kinda wish they made this. Vodka Bawls is way more entertaining to order in a bar.

I'd try getting with Hope Solo to match her level, but I'm not into getting hit.

To Rick:

To everyone who bitches about people who order burgers plain,

WTF sort of fancy place were you at that you don't order wine by color?

So what you are saying is I should try to book tickets for this next year.

When did Sloth play for the White Sox?