I bet you shit gumdrops too.

Yeah, put it's usually not the penis that generates that scent. It's usually:

I mean so does the rest of your body when not washed frequently either.

Because many men in the US are circumcised and would pretty much only smell if put in a stinky orifice.

Ruined his street cred.

Manziel is going to be getting paid to be flat on his back for very different reasons shortly. Dude's got habits to feed.

He would also be taking Teddy's place as the tough guy president. He nearly beat a man to death with his cane after he tried to assassinate him.

Why do you need a pact to not say shitty things to your S/O? That shouldn't happen period. Instead you should try to have a pact that says when you are getting to the point where you are about to say shitty things to your S/O, you take a 15 min break and try discussing it again.

To everyone who thinks that all Jews are racist against Palestinians, let it be shown that they find images of women waaaaay more offensive. Abbas is still alright to publish.

Because the Ravens used to be the Browns. The current Browns are actually the Browns 2.0.

I had a doctor come into the waiting room once looking for my dad. We told him he was already taken in to be prepped. He then said "Oh, that's right. Where the fuck is my brain today?" He then left to go put four stents in my dad's heart. Tense moments in the waiting room after that.

I have a huge scar on my collarbone from a motorbike accident while traveling in India. That DOES work.

This, I was all excited and then I read the reviews and want to part of it.

This, I was all excited and then I read the reviews and want to part of it.

Can we at least agree that people that buy non-4wd trucks are poseurs? Last winter we ended up having to help some guy get his 2wd F-150 out of his driveway because he couldn't get it through 6 inches of snow. WTF is the point of your truck?

Seeing as how all I needed to win my fantasy game this week was for Bell to not get 30 point in this game, I am in complete agreement Blount is underutilized.

I'm curious behind the politics behind not rescheduling it since it's been used medicinally for almost 20 years now. Would rescheduling it to 2 or 3 mean de facto legalization of medical MJ nationwide?

I feel like the army makes you pick up weird taste in food. It's probably so terrible that you add whatever you can to make it taste better and now he has a taste for SoS with sugar.

Don't they have a beefy crunch burrito on the $1 menu already? Only negative is it uses the crappy normal fritos and not the hot ones.

Come on man, at least take the 5 seconds to google before questioning that.

http://www.dea.gov/druginfo/ds.sh…

So hydrocodone is the same schedule as Cocaine now? I know what I'll be asking my dr for next time I have a backache...