I wasn't arguing that what he said isn't incredibly stupid. I'm more so pointing out that dragging out the "affluent white" straw man is really dumb when the refutation is in the article being commented on. It's the 21st century we're living in, you can be both a victim of sexual assault and an affluent white arrogant…

To the guy with Professor Hook, why not just shake the hook instead?

It's funny that he thinks he has so much insight into this when being an affluent white man, he pretty much has 0 chance of ever being raped.

Oh hey, now I have an eloquent way of asking people "Are you fucking kidding me?" at work.

What if the brownie is the comic relief?

I really hope the LW is still in high school, because if you're an adult and you think this way you should do the women of your town a favor and quit dating...

Welp, we now know what Clint Dempsey thinks about Klinsmann's feelings on them winning.

Hey you know what they say, "If you can't bask in the glory of victory, bask in the suffering of your rivals."

[Gronk busts a move]

R. Kelly will take two.

Yeah, I just listened to the song that he supposedly hit it in (There Was A Time), I don't hear it at all. I have never heard Axl Rose hit anything close to the Barry White lower range.

I mean if she's really a 10 I think you're better off just pretending you have a fetish for women wearing socks.

Articles like this are what keep casinos in business. You discuss the numbers with zero context, in a way that completely misinterprets the data, and suggests that you don't actually understand it. You don't mention once this was applied only to sports betting, which is a completely different beast than gambling on…

Nana's owners need to take her to the park to practice with a Frisbee because that is one obese dog.

Well I guess Paul will just have to stand outside the airport asking female pilots to be his friend for the next time he wants to run an interview piece.

Apparently you are the one making that assumption. The question wasn't "Do pilots regularly stick their penis in flight attendants?" it was "Do pilots hook up with flight attendants?" and hence gender neutral.

Came here to look for this. That was definitely poorly timed with all the Michael Sam stuff going on.

Is it bad that my first thought on hearing that his mother died was "Star player's parent just died, he's now going to play of out his mind the rest of the series"?

The face of a man who knows his life has already peaked.

He just got drafted by the browns, he's going to need it.