This story makes me happy (well, the ending, not all the shit you had to put up with)

I mean technically a car could have been in an accident and still have “clean title”

“automatic ass-kicking.”

Nice driving!

I have heard across the board that the Mazdas punch above their weight class, so to speak.

Interesting your take on the Atlas. Most I’ve what I’ve read says the interior feels cheap. What’s your feeling in that? Did you also drive up market competitors from BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Lexus etc?

His wife is in a coma...

Maybe... or maybe you’re not so good at reading sarcasm?

A Seiko!? You clearly know nothing of the watch world!

Behold the e28 gauges.

This is the most ridiculous thing imaginable. And I love you for it

Wow, that seems like relatively high oil consumption. Out of curiosity, did you follow proper break in procedure? I’ve heard that can be the cause of oil consumption in P cars.

Came here to say this. Buttons aren’t bad, it’s touchscreens that we should condemn. Sure, there’s going to be a learning curve if you bought this car, but any true Jalop would be able to change any one of those settings in a heartbeat all while hitting an apex and never taking his or her eyes off the road. The…

ACME is the inspiration behind Amazon.com

How come no one mentioned the fact that roads are ALWAYS wet in movies?

All too small 

All too small 

A cyber Monday deal... but shipping is not available?  Kinda defeats the purpose of cyber Monday, no?

A cyber Monday deal... but shipping is not available?  Kinda defeats the purpose of cyber Monday, no?

Those numbers are insane.  I understand what you mean... I hope I didn’t come off as insulting, I understand your point better after you clarified.  I hope you get that 911!  Maybe even an air cooled one, as that sounds like the car that really made you fall in love with cars?

Well put.  The Porsche is restrained, refined and luxurious.  The Corvette is loud, brutish and unsophisticated.  

I love the front, but the back of the 987 is sadly a deal breaker for me.