My pappy said, “Son, you’re gonna’ drive me to drinkin’
If you don’t stop drivin’ that Hot Rod Lincoln.”

Agreed, plus there’s basically a 100% chance that it’s not an interesting car

Las Vegas craigslist.

He literally made that shit up on the spot.

I only have the one star to give

Owwww my eyes! Too...much...red

ahhhhh that’s why they do that! Never thought of that loophole.

Sooooo, how’d you escape!?

Where do you live where it’s permissible to raise rates due to a not-at-fault accident? That is expressly forbidden here in CA, which is a rule I strongly support.

Yess

Forgive me, as my track experience is all on Forza, but won’t this damage fix itself automatically before the next race? If so, NP

If that’s Ivanka, it looks like she’s been lost for quite some time and has withered away to almost nothing

Just his weekend I encountered the oil change from hell.

God I hope so

Also, is this car completely lacking in audio entertainment, or is it all just controlled through the cluster mounted screen? From the looks of it, it has no stereo at all. That hardly seems worth a measly 11 pounds to me. I’d rather go to the gym and drop 11 pounds, and keep the stereo.

Per Porsche’s manual:

He also made all that shit up

Thank you and beat me to it. Dude’s a moron

No, although if it’s truly a great comment, you maaay get a nod on Monday. I’ve only personally witnessed this once in a couple years of regular Jalopniking.

What good is a big one if you don’t even get the satisfaction of sticking it in?