In fairness though, a very significant amount of weight has been lifted off the bed. Think of how much a spring compresses just from the weight of a person, now imagine the weight of the better half of a truck.

I literally LOL’d. Have your star

I was going to say “they’re both pieces of shit?”

I really enjoyed your story... but I can’t believe you’d hold out on what kind of car it was on Jalopnik!

It’s acrually the Association of Shitty Salespeople at Honda Attempting Thievery foundation, or “ASSHAT” for short

Yes, thank you. This seems so obvious to me, I can’t believe that this guy is a CEO of anything auto related. He seems to lack a fundamental understanding of consumer behavior for his industry...

Torch, this is some of the funniest shit I’ve read in a while now. Keep up the brilliant work!

Today’s COTD was based purely on the word count of the posts

Not to mention the cost to overnight parts from Japan

“...no need to Google where is the service center for exotic cars and pay several grands for a oil change or regular service”

This car looks like a Q50 and a W212 got it on

Bud Light is like making love in a Canoe...

Tires still have some tread left

RIP Grimey

Yeah but you probably want to start with something slightly less rapey than the one Torch suggested...

Lots of it, my friend.

Wait, back the fuck up, you can buy an Audi TT for basically beer money now?

Yeah, why do buyers always have to throw in that they have “cash”?Yeah, no shit, sales usually involve cash. 

It’s how you know it’s an X-Terra

I’ll let you in on a little secret: there are many stupid attorneys. Many smart ones as well, but I’ve met some exceptionally stupid people that are attorneys.