Star for this gem

Hansel’s so hot right now

“...If I ruled the world and everything in it, sky’s the limit
I push a Q-4-5 infinite...”

Eastbound and down, good buddy

The real crime here is that the video was not shot in landscape mode.

So do you!

My exact thoughts. I can’t believe that fucking asshole in that stupid car in front didn’t get out. That’s unacceptable disregard for your fellow humans.

“But here’s the kicker, every year the smog numbers get tighter. You have to pass ever-stricter numbers every time you go test, but you aren’t allowed to install any parts that would make your 10, 15, 20+ year old car actually pass these numbers.”

To each his own, but I personally find riding in any vehicle sans doors to be terrifying.

Where do you live where the CHP isn’t using radar/lidar? In my neck of the woods the CHP won’t even bother trying to pull you over without clocking you...

I had never heard of jughandles myself, but those diagrams made your point seem pretty obvious to me.

Ugghh take your damn star

“...along with a new exhaust system that makes it LOUD.

yes, Prius drivers

Well in that case, cheers to you good sir!

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I’m pretty sure that car was chosen because it’s a generic looking, shit-bucket POS car.

I bet he drives a Prius, the just don’t do the trick

YES! Thank you for posting this. I fucking hate gate-gate (gate-ghazi?). Seriously though, I totally agree with you.

It’s important to me that you know that manufacturers were putting in third rows like this long before Tesla, hell long before Elon Musk, was ever a thing.

Boxster is what I was going to suggest! You’re doing it right, my friend. Enjoy your Porsche mid-engined flat-six goodness.