“You’re not following Cardinal Way.”

“...(Still sad the Terps left the ACC.)“

I love that movie and I love that book. Both great in slightly different ways.

the gold standard of dads visiting school

GOOD LUCK MAKING A TRIANGLE WITHOUT 3 POINTS, AMIRITE?

If I wanted to run for my life while having things thrown at me, I’d sit in the visitors section at WVU again.

It’s not like a tablet has ever said stealing was a no-no.

Is that the one that’s only available in easy-crush cans?

1. Hit

That’s a common mistake, but you’re thinking of Borbón whisky, distilled in the Dominican highlands on plantations belonging to the Cincinnati relief pitcher of the same name. Duh.

The Tito’s/Tanqueray thing reminds me of this time back in my mid-20s when I went to this party my then-roommate’s friends were throwing. I didn’t really know the people at this party, but there was free booze, so whatever. I’m making random small talk with this dude who, it became quickly apparent, was a total…

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

Brave Bill Simmons Ran Away...Bravely Ran Away, Away...

On second thought, let’s not go to Grantland. It is a silly place.

SHUT UP, YOU BLOODY PEASANT!

Come and see the violence inherent in the negotions!

I mean if I went around saying I was editor-in-chief of Grantland, just because some white-shirted stiff lobbed a job offer at me, they’d put me away!