You could also be pissed at the D.C. fanbase and media that allowed not one, but two teams to leave town over the years, and then at the scores of them that dared to drive up I-95 to go to Camden Yards because no other team wanted to be associated with Washington for decades. The inability of the city to put together…

I think Dave Barry said it best:

Serf & Turf

This poster's comment is a plus. And the number of pluses in this comment is one.

Bill Don't Lie (groan)

Well played, both of you.

MF is never acceptable. If a writer doesn't care enough to motherfucker a motherfucker, fuck it.

"I mean, right?"

Jeez, there's like nobody doing any constructin'. I hadn't realized IDOT won the bid.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

I too always root for the dog in the Aesop fable with the bone in his mouth that barks at himself reflected in the water (thereby losing both bones) and will naively reprint press releases from that dog's agent attempting to justify that decision.

"God, she's beautiful...I mean, 'Her phenotype is pulchritudinous.'"

Who else keeps expecting the gif to end with it turning out to be weird al

Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

Infinite Grover is my 7-seed UCONN winner. Calling it right now.

You down with OBP?

Calm down Albert, no amount of space goo laced condiment consumption would cause such drastic streamlining of your digestive system. Any cells in your stomach or intestines that become contaminated with space goo would probably die. or maybe become cancerous. clearly this is not the terrifying problem your are…

I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces…

Angelinos use the freeways for tailgating

"Aaaaaaaaaayyyy!"