Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

Infinite Grover is my 7-seed UCONN winner. Calling it right now.

You down with OBP?

Calm down Albert, no amount of space goo laced condiment consumption would cause such drastic streamlining of your digestive system. Any cells in your stomach or intestines that become contaminated with space goo would probably die. or maybe become cancerous. clearly this is not the terrifying problem your are…

I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces…

Angelinos use the freeways for tailgating

"Aaaaaaaaaayyyy!"

Needing? We only lost 1 when he was out, on a buzzer beater by a kid who was 1-16 prior to that shot. Also, we have won 7 out of the last 8 head to head, with your one win coming after we clinched the conference in a meaningless game.

Joke's on you, asshole - there are 10,000 UVA grads named Clayton Hunter!

OK, so I'm from DC and I've been all over both states. It's not close: Virginia is SUCH a bigger shithole than Maryland, and I say that as someone who hates Baltimore. Virginia is one of the most racist places I've ever seen, while at the same time being one of the most stuck-up. The arrogance of Virginians is fucking…

I'm getting you out of the greys so that you can potentially learn actual history, and not what a single group of Jefferson descendents has attempted to claim.

Mr. McKenna,

Similar experience in 2004 with UConn. Sitting in Alice Cooper's bar in Phoenix across from America West Arena waiting for UConn to smoke Alabama in the regional final. We bet a full spread of games the day before in Vegas (southwest $29 fares). I had a 5 team teaser with women's basketball. April McDevitt…

So if they don't have the money is it safe that it is "Parma Sans Cheese"?

I've always wanted to be the King of Olive Garden.

Just because some saucy tart hurls a fork at you doesn't make you a king. It's not like some bint can come up out of a pool of duck sauce, fling chop sticks at you and make you emperor of PF Changs.

Manageress? I believe she means womanager.

I looked at a couple of recipes online. They look like beauty in the form of yeast, cheese, and the meat of crustaceans.