His commentary rarely helps his colleagues; it only ampersand makes their jobs more difficult. This guy is totally tone-deaf. It's like he doesn't caret all about the meaning behind his words. I guess he'll keep saying stupid things tilde higher-ups at the network get involved.

Well, at least we know who is "up next" at Carolina....

BUCS HEAD OF HR: Now, for your exit interview, could you just take us through your experience working here?

Ugghhh. I guess the FA never heard of the First Amendment!

There was one! My friends sign said "Baylor's offense has more weapons than the Branch Davidians"

Cop: "Who stabbed you?"

Yes. We only want to save the cute ones.

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT fWAR AND OBP!

Happy Thanksgiving, Barry!

Every year when I microwave my turkey, I have to make sure I remove all the metal clips and pins that keep it together. Every year, the dorito stuffing just oozes out because it's not held in place. How can I avoid this?

No one expects the ESPNish Inquisition.

Glad to see he survived the ESPNish Inquisition.

I'll just assume this is a "West Wing" reference and happily go about my business.