Ugghhh. I guess the FA never heard of the First Amendment!

There was one! My friends sign said "Baylor's offense has more weapons than the Branch Davidians"

Cop: "Who stabbed you?"

Yes. We only want to save the cute ones.

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT fWAR AND OBP!

Happy Thanksgiving, Barry!

Every year when I microwave my turkey, I have to make sure I remove all the metal clips and pins that keep it together. Every year, the dorito stuffing just oozes out because it's not held in place. How can I avoid this?

No one expects the ESPNish Inquisition.

Glad to see he survived the ESPNish Inquisition.

I'll just assume this is a "West Wing" reference and happily go about my business.