There are mayo haters in my family, and they never complain.

I probably could have fried even more, had I not grown tired of eating eggs.

I would guess this is similar to why peanut butter and pickles works well together.

Time for my default chicken hack: instead of doing the dredging in flour-egg-breadcrumbs, rub some mayo on the chicken then dredge in the breadcrumbs. You won’t taste the mayo in the end, but you get the same effect with less effort/mess.

Does Old Faithful count as a “sea”? Let me ride the supervolcano like Woody Harrelson in 2012.

Considering Little Caesars is...

Claire did seem to be going back and forth on whether to bring it back.

Was it at least on a moonlit night?

Ketchup + horseradish is, basically, cocktail sauce.

Horsey sauce!

You don’t need to literally vacuum-seal your clothes. You can just use zip-top storage bags and roll/smush out the air.

They just sound like a bigger daddy long-legs to me.

You can have my Natasha Lyonne when you pry her from my cold, dead hands.

I can’t wait to read your reviews on a proper media website again. I’ll be checking for that.

There’s a 200-page chapter that just introduces in erotic detail an entire slave harem and ends with them all dying.

“[Tom] doesn’t eat nightshades, because they’re not anti-inflammatory,” Brady’s personal chef said in an interview. “So no tomatoes, peppers, mushrooms, or eggplants.”

I use this trick, that I read originally on Lifehacker, and was first posted 16 years(!) ago.

covertly funded by Big Michael Pollan

The Falconer please.