I was going to ask how you, as a fellow small-apartment dweller, were dealing with the space constraints of a chest freezer. But then I remembered you’re a big-shot homeowner now with all the space in the world...

Do they still have Taco Bells like that? All the ones I ever see have been renovated.

Better odds for the Sheeran sub: Simon or Springsteen?

+1 killer tofu

And?

At least here in the Mid-Atlantic, I’m pretty sure all of the “store-brand” mayo is Hellman’s.

Does that mean I can get out of jury duty if I work for NTB?

I knew that Liberty Mutual box-tops promotion was shady from the start.

Depends on what you’re grabbing...

Heidi as Keeley, and a returning Kate taking on Rebecca.

...go on.

I have a fridge that was purchased by my landlord within the past year where not only the freezer compartment but the refrigerator compartment need to be defrosted.

Ew. Fishy.

a healthy crowd, to be sure

It’s not about humans giving dogs candy, but dogs giving candy to themselves.

I used to do this in the dorm shower BUT! the last thing I did before turning off the water was scrub my feet VERY well and put my flip-flops on immediately.

Try washing and rinsing one foot at a time.

“Hey dude, they’re just doing their job. Stop giving them shit. They’re volunteers trying to help you!”

You mean like the back of a dung wagon?

+1 flat tax