you think you’re an expert because you just figured out a way to make them that you think is good

I mean, a hot dog is literally a “frankfurter”.

Just needs Bill Pullman screaming “TOMORROW WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!”

If it’s good enough for Crash Davis it’s good enough for all of us.

Same basic idea as the buns, but my mom likes to buy the store-brand brown-and-serve rolls for big holiday meals like Thanksgiving, and the leftovers are perfect for croutons, for the reasons you give.

Mmm, chunky-style.

I blame Richard Belzer.

It’s a long way to Tipperary...

Like courts martial and attorneys general.

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

All I want to know about “We Are Lady Parts”is if at some point the drummer yells out “WE ARE LADY P-PARTS! ONE!TWO!THREE!FOUR!"

Isn’t Britt on the outs because she sued that failed wrestler for sexual harassment and they think she should have taken it like a good ‘Murcan woman and not like a damn dirty librul?

Comment knowingly referencing that three-score-and-nine had starred your comment before I saw it, and the pleasant feeling it offered.

The worse one is whichever I’m closest to at any given moment.

I might agree with that if I didn’t know multiple people who find the word disgusting in a literal sense.

Surprised there’s (currently) two dozen comments and none are about “moist”.

For many foods the five-second rule is only a suggestion.