Duly noted.

That’s the best first-gen Touareg investment you can make: not driving it.

Bad idea referencing the stock market today, amirite?!

In totally unrelated news...

Yea. I feel like for my balls to be big enough for gravit8 I’d need to be a frozen corpse on the side of a road.

If you have such a pride problem that you would get yourself and your crewmates killed along with likely starting a war, you definitely don’t belong in the military.

Humorless? Have you seen any of the White House correspondence dinners? The man missed a career as a stand up comedian.

Thank you, Tyler. It’s kinda lonely in the ‘sane people club’, innit?

I’m proof that we don’t ALWAYS crash.

Hating things just because hipsters like them is the ultimate hipster move.

I like em too we appear to be in the minority though!

Those wheels are outstanding.

It’s okay to admit that you don’t know anything about cars.

Nothing you said there is correct.

Well, they also have stricter emissions laws too, and so set the template for what standards automakers need to hit in order to sell vehicles nationwide.

When it comes to vehicle regulation and holding the manufacturer’s feet to the fire, California is the main reason we’re not all still driving around with 150 HP V8s.

add more power

I are engineer.

What’s the back seat situation? Can it fit a carseat and 2 boosters? What’s the mpg? This could be a good replacement for a minivan for that family of 5 who is so desperately trying to hold on to being active. I’m cool, I’m STILL cool.

This deserves the Matt Hardigree seal of awesomeness.