“a white man with a heavy build, short dark colored hair and a receding hairline.”

I feel as though the correct and proper thing to do would be to vandalize the shit out of the car, first, and then called the police to report a vandalized car sitting on my lawn.

Tanksgoodnews.com keeps me sane

Joule thief!

English teacher? Really? “Per SAY”?

I see the G-Wagon as more of a clown car than a serious car. It’s basically MB’s version of the Hummer H2.

ecstatic release at a Bone party, huh

I’m smiling at the thought of MAGA chuds struggling to find a way to destroy their Gillette razors that looks cool enough for Instagram. Especially since some of them will undoubtedly injure themselves trying to do so.

I think the actual cars ended up looking better.

$20 bucks says you are one of those “VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS PEOPLE” that always walks around in the airport in jeans, a navy blazer, leather braided belt, and shitty loafers screaming into a Blackberry to Brad about the presentation you have in Springfield, Missouri this afternoon and making it seem like a very big…

Perception can be changed by telling the same lies over and over. The narrative of history is controlled by those in power.

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine’s pricks are on the outside 

You may have lost your hearing in your right ear, but your writing is as sharp as it’s ever been. We’re all getting old and broken, and you nailed what that’s like.

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

I used to feel kind of this way because I busted my ass to the point of serious illness to get through college, and still have a massive amount of debt. However, I also think that no one SHOULD have to do the things I did to get by and to get where I am. My story is a Republican wet dream of pulling myself up by my…

To me, this is where Mayor Pete’s mandatory-national-service proposal can come in. If it’s mandatory for all U.S. citizens to complete some sort of service (Americorps, military, whatever), then create something analogous to the GI Bill, rewarding service with free college.

It’s not a failure, it’s an obligation.

Judging by the prevalence of grammatical, syntactic, and other such errors, Kinja is unfamiliar with the concept of “editor.”

What’s the name for someone who displays Dunning–Kruger effect like tendencies within their own field of expertise? Is it the Grunfeld-Gruden effect?

Davis looks like he is related to himself on a few of those branches.