True! But if Nikki or anyone else wins the primary… they’re going to win. Hate to give props to Karl Rove (of all people!) but he ran an opinion piece in the WSJ that was spot on - whichever party runs a “young” candidate will win. And he’s right. And he’s evil.

OK, look, I’ll explain it for both conservatives that read this site:

...While I explain its QUIRKS and FEATURES

RAN WHEN DOCKED. A/C JUST NEEDS A CHARGE. NO HULLKICKERS, I KNOW WHAT I HAVE. SHOW UP WITH GOLD BULLION IN A SUITCASE OR NO TEST SAILS. 

nonsense speak is always my red flag for a bs-person/business. 

Another “bad apple" has somehow "infiltrated" the police!

They’re calling it very tight but within the actual rules. “When in doubt about a roughness call or potentially dangerous tactic against the quarterback, the Referee should always call roughing the passer.”

I’ve wanted to let my SIL know all the shitty things my brother said about women for the entire 25 years he walked the earth before he met her. He especially hated women who pursued graduate degrees and careers - both of which she has. I wonder if she’ll be surprised.

“an archetype that exists solely because our default assumption is that heterosexual marriages are unhappy, that most men don’t care for their wives, that those who do love their wives are automatically deserving of our collective adoration.”

Would one photo of a dot have been too much to ask?

VW badge looks great if you are fighting for your right to party.

Duh...

I don’t mind a shoes-off rule in a home, but let me know that shit BEFORE I get there. I may not have planned for such a rule and might be wearing my I’m-doing-laundry-tomorrow socks or been running around all day and my feet can build up a substantial funk. I hate fucking getting to someone’s house and they “Oh, by…

Read my comment again, but slower.

The horns are all metal.

COTD if COTD still existed

Nascar has never been a huge fan of Live Streaming.

Critical Racer Theory?

*insert Jerry Falwell Jr. joke here*

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.