You know the Supreme one is already in the works.

Can you imagine how much more payload this thing could carry, if it weren’t saddled down with the pilot’s (figurative, but still literally-very heavy) giant brass balls?

This was beautifully written, Mack...my condolences. But you made your mark here, and we will always remember your name.

American professional sports, in general, are is broken and hilariously favors management over labor.

It’s working for Joe Biden.

Well clearly from the replies to my question, I am way to poor and lower class to  save tens of thousands of dollars for a toy. I guess I will go back to paying for food, mortgage and kids college. I am glad many of you have such great paying jobs. I chose a different life and will live with that. 

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

How much for a ZJ?? 

Seems pricey when a probe only costs $1250

Would you prefer a Hummer?

For the high mileage question, Lexus CPO adds 2 years of warranty at unlimited mileage. Buy a one-year-old CPO and drive unlimited for 5 years with a warranty.

hi Darius, I’m from the President’s legal team and we were wondering if we could use this comment the next time Rudy goes on CNN. DM if interested!

Mash Equilibrium

That’s what she said!

That’s beautiful, clean coal.

Trump has done what he promised. Maybe with the amount of naughty staff in the Trump administration, Santa will need to deliver so much coal that the coal industry is profitable again?

Trump decided to hitch his star to the performance of the stock market, most likely in the face of all advice not to do so because of this.  So, like most of his shitty half-baked ideas, he’s going to have to own this one.

That is a proper space dildo. 

more like ottofellating.

Username checks out.