There is an official beer of the NFL and every NFL team. Fuck this guy.

second-best. 

The regents’ sincerest hope is that Dr. Livingstone will show all the young women of Baylor how to dress appropriately, in ways that won’t cause the football players to rape them.

The impetus for me was the onset of the 24-36 hour hangover. It was then that I surrendered

There is nothing in this highlight that even vaguely resembles a travel.

Napier maybe carries the ball by the letter of the law as he splits the trap, but that happens half a dozen times a game and never gets called.

(a dejected Houston Texans GM loads $10 million in a wheelbarrow to burn in a barrel fire) (looks through his desk for charcoal lighter/matches)

I don’t really enjoy basketball. It’s just not my jam, as it were. But I love the NBA, and will continue to support their organization by going to T wolves games once a year.

It would seem many people don’t see what I did there..

He’s gonna be out for weeks? If he was in the NBA he wouldn’t have even come out of the game.

Hey, Meals on Wheels isn’t political, either. But, you know, it’s 2017, and evidently feeding the elderly poor just isn’t a good investment anymore and anybody who says differently or advocates basic human decency is just being ‘political’ anymore.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

Pretty sure you mean to take away from this.

12-year-old me: “Don Cherry is the coolest! Fights and blood! Kick ass!”

...Evidently, this rebounding number is going up. He was 14th a few weeks ago, now he’s .3 rebounds behind Kevin Love for 10th. A point guard moving up the rebounding charts as a season goes on does not make any goddamn sense.

I think the precedent is being set in LA as we speak. If the city fails to support the Rams AND the Chargers, the biggest bogeyman in NFL relocation schemes utterly disappears (though with Las Vegas set to take its place). Hence why the league was offering huge subsidies to Spanos to get him to stay; the THREAT of…

For me the most surprising thing about Grayson Allen is that he doesn’t have a “III” after his name.

Actually, Kirk and Demarcus aren’t brothers.

This is how watching actual NFL games is, too. You sit through 5 minutes of bullshit ads to watch a kickoff go for a touchback, then 5 more minutes of ads.