If that one thing is shootingdribblingpassingstealing you might be right.

Grab her by the triangle?

That’s not a hot take. It is a reasonable take. “Hot take” =\= “take I disagree with.” The Pats are hateable, and glowing support of a monster is a perfectly good reason to hate them more.

“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

Undefeated 15-2. You forgot the loss to Atlanta that gave them their second loss.

Screw bat flips? But it’s ok when a yankee does it? As a fan of every other team AND bat flips, I have a suggestion for where you can place your unwritten rules, yankee pride, and the rest of yankee fandom.

“I don’t spend my free time watching the NFL, just clicking on, reading, and commenting on a sports blog’s articles about not watching the NFL.”

Here is a good shot of four photographers ignoring the National Anthem in their never-ending quest to make the four protesting 49ers famous.

Yes, but is that protest elite?

Benjeahzi.

“Am... Am I a front for organized crime?”

Why do you hate love? You must not be here for the right reasons.

It’s a shitty situation - the Heat obviously want Bosh to play, but not at the risk of his health or his life

Good Kinja.

Ah, I hadn’t paid any attention to their offseason moves, fair enough.

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

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