This is exactly why I don’t get out of bed in the morning. Like, fuck a 50% chance of dying!

Rusty Kuntz Jr.

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

Well, I moved to Metropolis, but then it got leveled by space aliens. So then I moved to Keystone City, and then it sunk under the ocean. So then I moved to Coast City, and it got nuked to ashes. So then I said screw it, moved to rural Kansas to this no-nothing town called Smallville.

I was sstaring at the mini stage for like 30 seconds going “what?”. Then I scrolled down to the others and pieced it together. Would be a lot more understandable if they added “character” to the title.

The point is that bilking millions in public funds by playing on peoples emotions and nostalgia for a sport when you yourself are a billionaire makes you a cosmic shithead, not that it is currently illegal. Just because something is legal (ie raising the price of your newly acquired HIV drug by 5000%), doesn’t make it…

Yeah you’re right, if you can do something you should just do it, every time without exception. It’s not like there could be any problems with that philosophy. Exploiting people you have lied to or that are to emotionally invested to think clearly is def something we should all do.