But his cockamamie story happened in a "developing country" which somehow makes it easier for him to march into a fucking nursery in a hospital and switch "ankle tags" (what?) without anyone seeing him! And his girlfriend didn't notice! What a dumb lady, cuckolding him and all that. This is MRA revenge fic.

How the FUCK is this troll black and I have been on Jezebel for years and I'm still grey?

You changed the genders throughout your story, which may be an innocent typo, but it stuck out as odd to me right away.

You should be in jail. Seriously, in fucking jail. What do you do? You call the police and confess to what you did. You are depriving your girlfriend of raising her own child and another woman from hers as well. You know damn well what you need to do. Stop the lie and own your shit.

I'm gonna go ahead and do one better than the last comment. If this isn't some kind of ridiculous troll attempt (and I fully suspect it is), turn your damn ass into the cops right fucking now. You've stolen a baby. You are pretty much a monster.

Ok, so I strongly suspect that this is some MRA bullshit.

Excellent, thank you.

"No independent research" is not true. Browse through http://genera.biofortified.org/ - funding sources are listed for every study in the database.

Indeed. I hate that projects like golden rice get shuffled under the rug because Monsanto are profit-hungry douchebags.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, voice of reason!

the Food Babe Presents:

"there is no acceptable level of any chemical to ingest, ever"

That "lie" makes me very sad, Gaysian.

While I agree that most often times honesty is the best policy, fuck that guy for calling you damaged goods.

"I love you too."

Did you guys see this

Maybe it was the middle of the night. Maybe it was her assistant's day off. Maybe she just wanted to order a pizza and not have it turn into a major celebrity experience. Seriously, does it matter? People should be able to order pizza without worrying their phone number's going to get passed around.

She has the right to be mad. You can find where people live based on phone numbers. Hell you can find where their families live (I do it every day). That is a big fucking problem.

Said the same thing. Exactly. Fucking asshole writers.

Oh please. If this was an artist on Jezebel's 'acceptable' list, you'd be backing her the fuck up.