MY god, do you feel that Salt is too spicy also?

It’s doubtful they’re using actual hot mix asphalt to repair these holes, which means they’re probably using cold patch. That’ll last a few weeks with traffic.

I sometimes hate living in California and not being able to comprehend that someone could purchase a whole house for 270k.

Steal pennies out of the penny jar. Lifehack!

You're a fucking jerk.

Nobody is interested in context here. They just came for the salacious headline and to comment on what superior parents they are.

“May no man ever attempt to succeed in his chosen profession, or in life, by means of moving for a raise” -Sports Fans

Uh, so can highways.

Of all the sociopathic and reckless bullshit this chick did, the fake voice is the least offensive to me. I get it. Tech is so sexist even voice recognition software works better on lower voices. I mean, even our iphones are telling us they’ll only listen and take us seriously if we speak like men. So yeah, I won’t…

“There’s no upside to celebrating like that after”

Kobe is a big advocate of making people to do things they don’t want to do.

That’s twice in a row you’ve missed the joke completely. Maybe just sign off the internets for the day and take a breather.

He DEFINITELY has a history of not understanding the difference between consenting to do something and not.

He was never good at telling what was voluntary or involuntary.

“Players should be able to choose and decide what the hell they want to do...”

There’s a wee bit of difference between making a commitment because you want to, and making a commitment because you’re forced to.

You literally explained it in your own tweet. Fraud. People who commit fraud are concealing their illegal acts. That’s why it’s fraud. It requires evidence to take action and time to gather that evidence. If Madoff or Holmes handed the SEC gems the way Musk did, they’d have been dealt with even more quickly.

As for…

If it was Cletus, Jose or Tyrone police would be coming guns-a-blazing (and everyone knows this). Burneko was only stating facts. Sorry if the truth hurt your feelings.

I’m sorry, when was the last time black people were allowed to surrender peacefully to the authorities? Actually, a better question would be when was the last time a black man was allowed to surrender peacefully AND without injury?

Not including the timestamp for the video? That’s a paddlin’