Oh no... Millennials are doing what literally every generatíon with cars are doing. That must be the problem!

a cool thing kinja sites are doing now is snapping back to the top of the page after i’ve scrolled down to the portion i wish to actually read. very helpful

Fresno?  I think the Bakersfield Raiders is more accurate.

It takes a lot of effort to make the Browns seem like a functional organization but you can always count on the Raiders to accept that non-existent challenge.

If you’re using a tow ball as an attachment point for anything other than a trailer, you’re fucking stupid.

YES.

YES.

Your queso looks perfectly lovely and tasty. Her queso looks like it is the painting of Dorian Gray’s queso. 

True Cubes: works well, isn’t too pricey and makes 4 cubes at a time.

True Cubes: works well, isn’t too pricey and makes 4 cubes at a time.

I expect the Russians would have similar sorts of trouble in high heat. An average Siberian summer day is in the 60-70F range. Chicago routinely gets 90F+ midsummer days.

Even if you finance it off the stadium taxes, those are taxes that were factored into the decision to pay for the stadium the first time around. You’re undermining the reason you built it in order to justify renovating it, while the team that plays there cashes endless checks and gives you nothing.

Bonds is EASILY the best player of all time, in my opinion. He’s also a cheater, and I wouldn’t vote him in.

Also, it needs to be said, that UFC dumping one of their fucking BEST, most likable (and poorly marketed) fighters, so they can make Dillashaw a bullshit two division champ before shuttering flyweight is absolutely insane. I hate it. 

He died doing what he loved.  Torturing animals.

The most shocking thing about this article is that this private school tuition is only $10,725 a year. My son’s city run pre-k school costs more than that.

Did he actually get an offer though?

If you didn’t have sex with the female patients, give a cheek swab and a blood sample.

More experienced reporters would control the questioning with a pregnant pause, but given that it’s Jones he would just hit it with his car and run out of the press conference completely.

It’s like...have you had and enjoyed creme brulee?

So is ice cream also mayo? I love how Prachi says she could mix mayo, cream and spices together and it would taste the same and yet she hasn’t. Put your money where you mouth is.

It is a custard.