Yeah, let’s just kill people who commit misdemeanors.

Come on now. If George Bush is in heaven right now I have to think he’s actually doing what he liked best on Earth, ignoring people with AIDS. 

The city doesn’t own the bridge or control it in any way. They can’t close the street to trucks, because of local businesses that need deliveries, and there are level grade crossings one block away on either side of the bridge. They’ve stuck warning signs all over the roads leading to the bridge, programmed the…

More importantly, why is this news? Anytime a tow company gives me a tow I expect them to charge me.

Why? As others have established: Jon Gruden can’t pick winners to save his life. Not that he won’t stumble into something good with that many 1st rounders but he isn’t exactly looking at dominating the AFCW anytime soon.

I don’t mean to be a Debbie Downer, but that will have to be kept to the imagination: VP only swears in new Senators, not Reps. (And I believe both of those ladies are Reps.)

I really hate spiders.

As per the article, it seems like they’ll get around to it about 40 years ago.

He has weird fashion! Never mind that he’s a really nice guy who’s genuinely skilled and passionate about his career who gave local places free advertising on his hugely popular show. No, he has weird fashion so we have to hate him.

And what’s wrong with Guy Fieri?

Don’t get these if you have small children, or larger children who are prone to do stupid things. Back in 2012, there were a lot of instances where children ended up swallowing these magnets and destroying their gastrointestinal tracts because magnets and thin fleshy membranes do not go together well. They were all…

Don’t get these if you have small children, or larger children who are prone to do stupid things. Back in 2012, there…

Or you know people can date whoever the hell they want

I don’t watch MMA, don’t follow it at all other than skimming the occasional post here on Deadspin, and had never heard of this guy five minutes ago, but after watching that post-fight interview he’s now my favorite athlete.

Easy now. Not all patriots are racist.  

Yes, I disagree. White and McGregor should be ashamed, but I expect a pro fighter to be able to distinguish insults from threats worthy of a violent response. If you’re going to trade on your religion to promote yourself as a fighter (including the lead up to this fight), you should probably be prepared for a troll…

“Thank God these two both made weight, because the rest of this card is shit.”

I don’t know that America has a craze for SUV’s and trucks. It’s that American automakers made sedans so “airodianamic” that taller people can’t get into or sit comfortably in them.

conservation of angular momentum

In Florida, being issued a ticket and sent on your way is, technically, an arrest. The ticket is a summons to appear in court to defend yourself against the charge, with an option to settle out of court by pleading guilty and paying a fine. Don't ask me how I know this.

but the nagging effects of gravity starts slowing a bullet down the moment it leaves the gun barrel.