Come on, you know how the old saying goes: You can’t break up unaccountable tech monopolies and forgive all student debt and make public colleges free and change the fundamental nature of corporate governance and stall the escalating affordable housing crisis and make politicians more accountable to voters rather…

Perhaps it hits too far close to home for many so they feel mocked by this. I didn’t, the quippy way they managed Thor is more because that’s the general direction they have taken with the character since Ragnarok, so I didn’t saw as a “classc stereotyping”.

nah, I took the weight gain as the fact he was sitting around the house all day literally not going ANYWHERE and drinking all the time. So many people play video games these days, I didn’t see this as any kind of direct joke on gamers at all. I mean, “gamer” is a meaningless label anyway. 

I got a PWR BTTM notification for this?

EA has a lot to answer for, but the downward slide of BioWare just makes me so, so sad.

Maybe Rami Malek doesn’t read Gawker or take that site as any sort of serious news reporting? They did go down after refusing to remove the Hogan sex tape after all. So spare me the whole “Gawker was lookign out for these kids!!” when your own fucking manager at the website said he’d post videos of underage children…

Was thinking the same thing. At this point, it’s either that or someone like Tom Hanks? Though honestly if they don’t care about “gravitas” anymore (given that they asked Kevin Hart) then why not a guy like Terry Crews? His character is, at this point, unimpeachable. If a story comes out about him I think I’ll just…

I suggest that extra activity be making my man another fucking martini before getting back in the sack.

I look forward to the outraged Jezebel piece claiming Atwood isn’t woke enough to write a sequel to her own book.

When our country’s healthcare system can bankrupt a person for having a medical emergency, this is inevitable.

Rushmore was really great, and the “O-R they?” line gets me every single time...but picking that above The Big Lebowski is some contrarian bullshit.

Different strokes....but I was in college in 1998. Frat guys listened to DMB, Sublime and Bob Marley mostly.

It makes those of us who are really die hard — I will, with some (though admittedly scant) textual support, defend both Episodes II and III — cringe all the more because, at heart, the die hards really just want more quality Star Wars. I feel like we’re getting that and then some — I found Solo to be hugely…

That may be true... but she is still untrustworthy and not someone worth getting behind.  It is possible for two separate shitty people to hate each other without requiring you to side with either of them.  Let em burn each other down.

Tom Cruise’s seemingly flip attitude toward his insane M:I stuntwork is the one thing that makes me wonder if maybe there is something to Scientology. I mean, this is clearly a man who has passed through both the Wall of Fire and the Second Wall of Fire, demonstrates Freedom from Overwhelm and Cause Over Life; undoubte…

Not to mention peak Tom Cruise’s hair. 

I hope he calls himself “Country Riggs.”

I literally started singing this when Billy walked away from that explosion

His acting skills from The Wonder Years are still intact.

“Taxes are like some elf breaking into your house, busting all your pottery, and stealing all your rupees.”