I sent them this:

Bernie has never publicly answered any other those questions about why he voted against the Brady Bill at least 3 times before finally supporting it.

why Bernie is a war monger

Breaking: Deez Nuts

Heard anything about who Grape-Nuts is endorsing?

Cheeto fart and short-fingered vulgarian are my favorites. For Palin, I always liked Bible Spice.

this walking lactose-intolerance fart

Oh, salad! I love you most of all.

There’s genuine reason to be concerned. California once elected Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor. Someone took that joke a bit far

Look at all those people. Just shiningly gleeful at the prospect of being able to completely fuck your life by electing this walking lactose-intolerance fart.

Well, it’s all about how much it can haul. Obviously, a doucheschooner hauls more than a douchecanoe, though both pale before the douchefreighter.

Anyone who knows anything about Democratic party politics has been saying that Clinton is the one who feels entitled to get the black vote. The idea that Sanders was taking the black vote for granted is ludicrous.

“[Bernie] might be the easiest [target] because he’s somebody who’s dealing with the people more directly than a Jeb Bush or a Hillary Clinton.”

I would agree with everything Kweli said, if they were disrupting every other candidate too. Or even most other candidates. Hell, SOME other candidates.

If men got pregnant abortions would be available via drive-thru.

The baby was delivered by planned C Section, precisely because labour and childbirth would have been so physically dangerous. That poor little girl.

I didn’t realize Schmuckabee’s evil nature was a matter of opinion; I’ve always looked at it as simple, empirical fact.

I thought this guy was an idiot, but now i can’t help but think Huckabee is evil. A 10 year old rape victim. A child whose body is not fully grown being forced to maintain a pregnancy. There is no other word that fits men like this.

I am neither and i agree. Fuck this guy and his shit beliefs.

I hope his face gets pregnant with a brain tumor.