Blue Jackets fan here since the day they were announced, so man, this felt good. 

Once again, John Cooper can't win a big game in Columbus. 

Imagine how lit Amsterdam is right now.

How are there four semifinals? Do you mean he won’t be on one of the four semifinalists? Anyhow, Ajax looks deadly, and Barcelona are 0-3 against Liverpool in knockout ties. It’s looking like an Ajax vs Liverpool final barring a miracle in Porto’s home stadium. I think City are one year away, but we’ll see. 

Here’s a better angle:

at which the skaters were each awarded £100 for winning the “Worst Slam” category.

The way Mr. Wilkinson scorpions face-first on that retaining wall to the foam pit though...

I love how Ronaldo fans insist on his superiority over Messi because he has played in more leagues. As if Messi shredding English clubs every damn year is not evidence enough that he would’ve dominated that league, too. 

Holy shit, I’ve been in meetings all day. I’m just catching up with the CL action. And meh... United losing at the Camp Nou is the least surprising thing of this round. They’re resurgent under Ole, but they still have glaring holes in that lineup. They’re just not up to Barca’s level.

Let’s not discount that it’s entirely possible that the cough caused the fart. 

1) Nobody, and I mean NOBODY thought United could turn it around at Camp Nou

just what they needed, more hot air.

I once silently farted and it smelled exactly like firecracker smoke. Like, my wife asked me if I smelled fireworks. It was probably all the gunpowder I’d eaten for lunch that day.

My theory is that Molly saw that Max was about to cough and made the split second decision to blow a little ass, hoping the exceptionally loud sounds of Stephen talking and Max coughing would cover up her shame.  Do you know why no one laughed or looked upset when it happened?  Because it was a girl!  I, and all men,…

He 100 percent tried to cover up a fart with a cough. Might as well own up to it. Also, I fucking love Le Batard for spending time on this during his show.

“Despite Kellerman’s protestations prostatations...”

Random construction fires don’t often level entire stone structures and construction done on precious, historic monuments is done extremely carefully.

Good point. We need to get to the bottom of what really caused those fires.

‘Random construction fires don’t often level entire stone structures’

This is what Shepard Smith said after he cut that dude off: