Dany really hasn’t been likable for a few seasons already.  

Dolorous Edd: “Back, he’s got blue eyes!”

My theory: Jon decides not to tell anyone about his parentage because he doesn’t want the throne, but Sam speaks out about it and tells everyone because he doesn’t want Dany as queen. Dany has Sam executed for treason, which puts a strain on her and Jon’s relationship.

You fuck right off with that nonsense. She's doing to make giant babies with tormund

Any thoughts to Jon killing Sam to keep his secret safe and protect his alliance with Dany?

I think you are wrong.  Ceresi didnt want him in her bed.  She is using him as a cover for her pregnancy.  It serves a dual purpose.  It gives the kid legitimacy, and adds some control of Euron.    Her smirk when he said “Im going to put a prince in your belly” told me that I was right.  

I’ve warged your dog. Can confirm.

Less than five minutes in and we get a new “Varys has no balls” joke. This final season’s already off to a great fucking start!

Yeah, Jon Snow, you fucked your aunt.

Yeah the show has gone out of it's way to show the only person who deserves to be on the throne is whoever is strong enough to keep cheeks on the seat.

Sansa saying that she used to think Tyrion was the smartest man she knew, pausing, and then walking away was perfect.

That <60 minutes runtime is some horseshit. Apparently we have another week of that before they ramp it up.

God are we going to have to listen to Sansa and the Northern lords whine and kvetch for a whole other episode?  Because I reached my limit with that about 5 minutes in. 

I really hope they keep leaning into everybody just being weirded the fuck out by Bran. Dragons flying around and zombies on the march and nothing makes people more uncomfortable than the home schooled kid who cuts his own hair.

I liked it! Much better than most of season 7. I’m hoping the messiness and downright illogical choices of season 7 were to make sure the last season (“season”) could run smoothly to the end and so most of the ridiculousness is behind us. They tore through all the reunions and information revealing and such, which is…

Incest is a personal concern, and not really a deal killer among Targaryens. That he’s the true heir topples a whole lotta apple carts.

Dany really came off as awful this episode.

“You left a king and came back a bitch.”

I can show you the North...shining, shimmering, splendid...

MAN, what a cliffhanger. The redemption tour for Jamie continues....