But the last time the Spurs went two consecutive seasons without winning at least one playoff series was NINETEEN FRICKIN’ EIGHTY NINE.

What time does “What Time Does Game of Thrones Start” start?

After I spent all my money, I didn’t have it anymore!

Yes, I realise that. That's why I find it so sad.

If I scream DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT! at such people, is it tantamount to terrorist threats?

At least she seems to be admitting that being an influencer isn’t real work. That’s a step in the right direction. I look forward to her YouTube account being removed just to see if she compares it to desecration of a corpse. 

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

I’m sure this girl is awful in a lot of ways, and I’m definitely not going to watch any of her stuff, but saying that you “bring nothing to the table” and are useless to for work is really sad. 21 is awfully young to essentially just give up on yourself.

He looks like a Bart Simpson Realdoll.

From Gizmodo’s excellent story on Assange written by Dell Cameron:

Why?

And he's the richest one of them all! Pauly D is pulling in 8 figures a year and I bet he makes sure his accountant pays every dime of his taxes.

OMG... I can’t wait for the toilet wine episode.

I cannot stress how badly I would like to watch this. Like, I know if it were to exist it would be terrible as it would be benefiting them, but damn it all it sounds absolutely trashy and I love it.

My mind has always and will always completely reject the image of this man. He looks like a claymation figurine superimposed into reality.

Sorrentino for me. He’s even more punchable looking to me than Pauly D, and that’s saying something.

“What happens when a scammer, hacker, and your favorite Jersey idiot meet in prison?”

“Okay, we’ve got a lockdown in section 5! We’ve got a disturbance over a Triple Word score disagreement. We need to calm them down so send in the ice cream cart.”

They say evil has many faces, but these guys all look exactly the same.

How about a nice game of . . . Scrabble?