Hey I’m just happy to see an article about the Islanders that isn’t about how they apparently shouldn’t exist. 

Yeah, you have to watch that one or they’ll get upset.

Not enough luxury boxes.

*On Long Island, not In, I just realized

I assume you mean the comments, as there is no commentary whatsoever in the post. And I’ll make a second assumption; that you are implying that if a black person was robbed nobody would give them grief in an article’s comment section. If I am correct in my assumptions I’d be happy to show you some comment sections on…

The headline would have read “NBA PLAYER SHOT BY POLICE WHILE BURGLARIZING HIS OWN HOME”

The irony is that Markakis thought owning all those guns would make him a safe cracker.

No worries, he’ll do what responsible gun owners do and buy twice as many guns, so next time the guns have guns to protect themselves.

Far out.

Dense.

For a further breakdown of what we are seeing in this image

“That’s what I love about the theory of relativity. My family gets older, I stay the same age.” 

Cool.

Maybe the Lakers will pull a total switcheroo and name LaVar as GM!

Pope Thrower for Lakers GM

Actually Luke Walton is the one under the Buss right now. Literally if rumors are to be believed. 

Of all the headlines this site has posted about Magic Johnson stepping down as president of the Lakers, this one is the best.

Smart. Resign now before getting thrown under the Buss.