The default, basest fandom for all sports is “I want to win win win and if you do something that makes winning less likely then FUCK YOU!”

Eh, they’re kind of growing on me. They’re bland but clean; could have been a lot worse.

This blog is a tour de force in saying it without saying it. Stay strong my dudes, we’re still here for you.

violation of the Mann Act-ass swing

Because it never occurred to them that it deciding in ways they don’t like was even possible.

Not the dogs. They deserved better. 

If some local paper in Texas runs a “Gettin’ Greinke wit it” headline tomorrow, I won’t approve, but I’ll understand.

Doesn’t seem very Welcoming imo

IDK what’s going on with him. I remember him previously being a smart, funny commenter on Deadspin.

It’s almost like someone can suck ass as a human being and still be really really good at sports, and it’s OK to cover them from both of those angles.

There’s a lot of things to not like about the guy, but that’s not one them. That’s the dream.

I also love Deadspin and think Barstool sucks, but never missing an opportunity to shit talk the opposition has been corporate policy since the Gawker days.

“Yeah, the Demogorgon has had some off the field issues in the past, some trouble with the law, but everyone deserves a second chance. We got solid production from Pacman and Vontaze in previous seasons, so we feel there’s a lot of raw talent to work with here that’s worth taking a flier on.”

This isn’t the first time a man with a powerful dong nonetheless ended up peaking too early

This eats ass.

I think he’s nowhere near the only person in the country who wants that question on the Census.

User name checks out

Man, the “middle class” of the NBA is getting squeezed. So many teams w/ 2 or 3 max or near max guys, then everyone else on the roster signed for relative peanuts to fit under the cap.

That’s just completely unfair to James Dolan.

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